Kenyans are really just Portland Hipsters

Exhibit A:

Clothes are bought in a Goodwill Bins style manner where used clothing is sorted through and the price is negotiated at a rate equal to only a few cents.

Exhibit B:

The primary form of transportation is on single speed bikes.

Exhibit C:

Everyone has a cellphone and is super into it. Fancy rings and all.

Exhibit D:

Shoes are always sandals or some sweet Adidas or Vans that are falling apart.

Exhibit E:

They love to hang out and drink their chai while they rip on each other and white people.

Exhibit F:

They grow their own food or buy what they need at a public market. They also are very aware where their "cuts of beef" come from.

and Exhibit G:

The modified bicycle.